mon.day.

i had so many realizations today.

1) i miss highschool
i miss breaking up, making up, talking shit about people, wearing my cheerleading skirt, thinking i am fat when i wasnt, drama at school, boyfriends, breaking up for an hour, cheating, highschool parties, drinking illegally, lying to your parents, driving around with friends, shoving 6 people into a car... if i could do it all over again i totally wood... hello never been kissed i could totally be an insider journalist since my waitress told me i look like i'm 12.

2) i miss college
i wish i would have studied harder or at least taken better classes, i wish i would have done a different "support field" i wish i would have been more involved in club, i wish i would have hung out with more people, made out with more people, been more involves, gone to chapel more...

3) i LOVE Oprah esp the episode with all the mothers
these ladies said the most ridiculous things in the world... like when asked about sex after marriage this one lady said "i see it as an out door now not an in door" another lady said "i was on a road trip and the kids were asleep and i didnt want to wake them up and i had to pee so i took a diaper and peed in it" another woman said "im going to be honest i dont really give my kids baths i dump them in the jacuzzi and hope the bubbles clean them." &... "i think the secret to any good kids party is alcohol for the parents." & then my favorite "sometimes i find myself saying what did i do to my life... what the HELL did i do to my life." my grandmother calls me little mother, i guess i kina am... but one day i'll be the best mom in the world to baby JENICA :)

4) monday night television is the BOMB
on TiVo for Monday
1.Greek: Jesse McCartney welcome cause boy you are fiooooone! & Cappie still makes me happy... that show really makes me LOL ask my sister... ugh it makes me miss DT!
2.I Love Money: Bucks needs some BUCKS left :( but Frenchie got to play in her badding soot!
3. Medium: still love this show & Dawson left his creek and made an appearance.
4. The Hills: LC & HEIDI PRATT REUNION!? O M G!! SOOOO good love the drama wish the show was an hour everytime... i didnt like LC's red lipstick but i guess its the style... Heidi looks like she's on coke, Spencer is a little bitch he reminds me of *cough*Austin*cough* i look really closely when Heidi goes to Crested Butte to see if i can see things i recognize hahaha..
5. Taking the Stage: Those kids are REALLY talented... & i'm not going to lie i wanna be Mia & they have maaaaad style.

5) I got to ABILENE ON THURS!!
- teachers job fair -transcript shit -financial aid shit -fun -toadies!
& i just wanna say i texted Matt Pinckley the same thing twice so he would think my phone sent it twice (cause he hates that and finds it annoying)... & i laughed about it right after i did it... haha

6) i did a cross wall for my CHANA today... it came out pretty good, maybe i should be an interior decorator... or maybe i will jsut do teaching like i plan.. i think im gunna just go the eff ahead and get my masters... summer I starts june 4th ahhhhh shit but its okay... honestly i think im just continuing school until my husband marries me and can pay my loans for me instead. just kidding ;)

besides my LOVE for Perez Hilton on the Bad Girls Club Reunion...
follow him & Chelsea Handler on Twitter they are HILARIOUS...
& follow me of coarse i'm pretty funny...

one love,jen